One-Liner Wednesday: On Hiatus

Ella Craig is having it off (oo-er missus!)
She will be taking a blogging break until mid-June.

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner-Wednesday. This is not a prompt so no need to stick to the theme.
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

Chapbook Tuesday: Cook Off!

Short-form poetry to fill you with delight. Or despair.


Gordon Ramsay is hell’s own chef
His favourite word starts with eff
But with kids, it’s a whole new world
That potty mouth tongue remains furled


Image: Detail of a woman writing with a quill by Adelaide Labille-Guiard (Bridgeman Images)

Song Lyric Sunday: Let the River Run

Jim Adams is the host for Song Lyric Sunday. This week’s theme is a SONG written for movies suggested by Nancy, aka The Sicilian Storyteller.


New York in 1988 – a time of big hair, way too much make-up and massive shoulder pads. Not forgetting Harrison Ford being dishy, Sigourney Weaver being bitchy, and Melanie Griffiths doing topless housework.

Yup, it’s the film Working Girl, a romantic comedy about a secretary with ambitions to climb the corporate ladder. To get a full idea of the plot, either watch the movie or the video below, the latter has spoilers at every turn! But at least you get to hum along to an Oscar-winning song by Carly Simon.

Let the River Run was inspired by the movie script (duh!) and the poems of Walt Whitman. The song is a secular hymn to New York City, a fact made even more poignant by the many shots of the Twin Towers in the accompanying video.

And, as for the qualities that won an Academy Award for Best Original Song:

This is perhaps the most powerful songwriting Simon has ever done. A broken drum feel underscores a brilliant anthem for the working class. The gospel-tinged melody soars, inspires; the lyric conjures visions of a nation only needing to let the river of hope run its course. Simon delivers a remarkable vocal, filled with passionate intensity.
Cash Box, 1989

We’re coming to the edge,
Running on the water,
Coming through the fog,
Your sons and daughters.

Let the river run,
Let all the dreamers
Wake the nation.
Come, the New Jerusalem.

Silver cities rise,
The morning lights
The streets that meet them,
And sirens call them on
With a song.

It’s asking for the taking.
Trembling, shaking.
Oh, my heart is aching.

We’re coming to the edge,
Running on the water,
Coming through the fog,
Your sons and daughters.

We the great and small
Stand on a star
And blaze a trail of desire
Through the dark’ning dawn.

It’s asking for the taking.
Come run with me now,
The sky is the colour of blue
You’ve never even seen
In the eyes of your lover.

Oh, my heart is aching.
We’re coming to the edge,
Running on the water,
Coming through the fog,
Your sons and daughters.

It’s asking for the taking.
Trembling, shaking.
Oh, my heart is aching.

We’re coming to the edge,
Running on the water,
Coming through the fog,
Your sons and daughters.

Let the river run,
Let all the dreamers
Wake the nation.
Come, the New Jerusalem.

Songwriter(s): Carly Simon
© Bagaduce Music, CPP Belwin, Inc

Fibbing Friday: Scrambled Eggs

Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, where truth is not an option!
To join in tag your answers #FibbingFriday and link back to Fibbing Friday.

1.   Why are Easter Eggs made of chocolate?
Because they are designed by women.

2.   What is a fib?
A statement that gains more traction online than a truth.

3.   Where will you find a cog?
You won’t – they’re extinct.

4.   What is a preface?
The resigned look before forcing a smile when unwanted visitors turn up.

5.   Can an elephant make a trunk call?
No, but it can make a diamond ring.

6.   What is a trinket?
The sound of spring rain falling on a rusty corrugated roof.

7.   What is hearsay?
A brand of American chocolate, allegedly.

8.   How many shades of grey are there?
9 ½

9.   What is a bunion?
A corrupt union leader.

10. What is ylang ylang?
When homeopaths get jiggy.

One-Liner Wednesday: Treading the Boards

It’s World Theatre Day – On with the motley!


The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Oscar Wilde


I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
Noel Coward

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner-Wednesday. This is not a prompt so no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!