One-Liner Wednesday: Age Cannot Wither Her

It’s Spunky Old Broads Day. Make way for some aged pearls of wisdom!


I can’t wear yellow anymore. It’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter.
Joan Rivers


An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie


LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Poetry in Motion

Happy Birthday John Cooper Clarke born today in 1949.
He is an English performance and “punk” poet.

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: A Son of the Desert

Celebrating the wit and wisdom of Oliver Hardy, born today in 1892.


“You know, there’s a right and wrong way to do everything.”


“We never see ourselves as others see us.”

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Lactose Intolerant

Today is National Milk Day in the US. Let’s hear it for the white stuff!


A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce


I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Seeing is Believing!

Today is World Hypnotism Day and World Braille Day. Feel that thought!

What gets in our way is history and culture and religion and economic conditions. It is part of the hypnosis of our social conditioning.
Deepak Chopra


I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.
Armistead Maupin


LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!