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One-Liner Wednesday: Getting Hitched

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Today in 1991, the world’s oldest bride, Minnie Munro (102) married Dudley Reid (83) in New South Wales, Australia.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Not to Be Balked At

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Today is Culture and Literacy Day in Bulgaria.

Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Bulgarian proverb.

A gentle word opens an iron gate.
Bulgarian proverb.

You are permitted in time of great danger to walk with the devil until you have crossed the bridge.
Bulgarian proverb.

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Baking Bad

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It’s World Baking Day – anyone got a bun in the oven?

Cooking and baking are both physical and mental therapy.
Mary Berry

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Guitar Hero

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Burt Weedon – born today in 1920. Best known in the UK for His Play in a Day guitar tutorials. These had a massive influence on the British pop scene.

There’s not a guitarist in Britain from my generation who doesn’t owe him a great debt of gratitude.
Brian May

I wouldn’t mind being the lead guitarist in an incredibly successful rock band. However, I don’t play the guitar.
Ian McEwan

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Pressing Matters

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Today is World Press Freedom Day!

Fake news is cheap to produce. Genuine journalism is expensive.
Toomas Hendrik Ilves

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
Tracy Morgan

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!