
It’s Spunky Old Broads Day. Make way for some aged pearls of wisdom!
I can’t wear yellow anymore. It’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter.
Joan Rivers
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!