One-Liner Wednesday – Parental Control

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee – David Frost


My kids call it yelling when I raise my voice.
I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.


Child: Mum? What is…normal?
Mother: It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey.

One-Liner Wednesday – School of Thought

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They will not stop me, I will get my education, if it is in home, school or any place – Malala Yousafzai.

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time – Stephen King.

There is only one road to human greatness: through the school of hard knocks – Albert Einstein.

One-Liner Wednesday – I Promised You a Miracle

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Promises are like crying babies in a theatre, they should be carried out at once.

Norman Vincent Peale

One-Liner Wednesday – Words to Live By

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There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

Robin Williams

One-Liner Wednesday – The Bigger Picture

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A picture is a poem without words
Horace


The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.
Francis Bacon


There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.
Ansel Adams