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One-Liner Wednesday: Running Up That Hill

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The first London Marathon was held today in 1981.
Here’s a shout-out to all the runners.

Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Charles M. Schulz

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time.
Haile Gebrselassie

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: In Deep Water

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In celebration of World Water Day.

We forget that the water cycle and the life cycle are one.
Jacques Yves Cousteau

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
W. H. Auden

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Buyer Beware

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Today is World Consumer Rights Day. Sounds both important and dull.
Let’s see what fun we can have with this concept…

Many people want the government to protect the consumer. A much more urgent problem is to protect the consumer from the government.
Milton Friedman

Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
George Carlin

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: Look to the Lady!

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It’s International Women’s Day!

It’s all about not doing what everyone else is doing but making your own presence count.
Anjum Chopra

In life, there are two things which are dependable: The pleasures of the flesh and the pleasures of literature.
Sei Shonagon

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

One-Liner Wednesday: A Rum Baba

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It’s Baba Marta Day in Bulgaria. Not to be confused with Baba Yaga  – this is a celebration of grandmothers and the start of spring!

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
Robin Williams

Behold, my friends, the spring is come; the earth has gladly received the embraces of the sun, and we shall soon see the results of their love!
Sitting Bull

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!