Fibbing Friday – You wouldn’t let it lie!

Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


1. What is liquid gold?
Smeagol’s favourite cocktail.

2. What is housemaid’s knee?
Something the Queen will never suffer from.

3. Why is the Eiffel Tower so named?
The syndrome known as builder’s bums presented everyone who walked past the construction site with an eyeful.

4. Can elephants swim?
Only with floatation aids and they are crap at diving.

5. What is a pot hole?
The memory loss produced by bogarting the bong for too long.

6. What is a woolly pulley?
Speed dating for sheep.

7. What is a tap washer?
An anagram of Aha Twerps!

8. Why do we have warts on our fingers but corns on our toes?
Because then we will have music wherever we goes!

9. What is a pendulum?
A swingers party for five. This often turns into an orgy because someone ends up saying: Oh, gee! None for me.

10. Where will you find a pupil and iris?
The same place all the odd socks end up.

Fibbing Friday – Lord of the Lies

Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


What did one eye say to the other?
I see no ships.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you…
Check their IQ score.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Weird.

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
The silly sausage used glue instead of toothpaste to clean his teeth that morning.

How do you make holy water?
Piss in a church.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza?
Because some idiot used napalm instead of tomato sauce.

Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He became the charge nurse for his local ahospital.

Will glass coffins be a success?
As long as no one throws stones.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
About three and a half tons.

What do you call a dog magician?
Mr Treacle.

Fibbing Friday – Name Dropping

Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Fridayso others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


1. Who was known as The Iron Lady?
Sharon Osbourne.

2. Who was Diana Prince?
A mild-mannered librarian by day and a prostitute by night.

3. Who was She Who Must Be Obeyed?
Miss Whiplash.

4. Who was The Virgin Queen?
Definitely not number two.

5. Who was Dick Grayson better known as?
Francis the Talking Mule.

6. Who was The Forces Sweetheart?
Natasha Romanova aka The Black Widow.

7. Who was Sir Percy Blakeney?
Edmund Blackadder’s sidekick.

8. Who was Shirley Crabtree?
The founder of Victoria’s Secret.

9. Who did Arthur Wellesley become known as?
Zorro.

10. Who was The Wizard of Menlo Park?
Tommy.

Fibbing Friday – Just Saying!

Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Fridayso others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


Cool as a?
Polar bear’s do-dah.

Is that a [ ? ] in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Court Subpoena.

Green as?
Greta Thunberg

Wet your [what]  ?’
Bed.

Too many [ ? ] spoil what?
Guns / life.

You can put lipstick on a what, but it will still be a what?
Gun, but it will still be a lethal weapon.

O what a tangled web we weave, when first we what?
Stand for parliament.

Don’t throw the what out with the what?
Recyclables out with general household waste – Greta will not be happy.

Many hands make light what?
Fittings and fixtures.

It must be what, because what don’t shake like that!
An implant because real boobs don’t shake like that!

Fibbing Friday – I am the Music Man. Not.

Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


1. I’ve got you under…………………………..
Surveillance. I like watching you. Nice Brazilian by the way…

2. Hi ho silver……………………………………
Surfer, ride that wave.

3. Anyone who had…………………………….
A sexually transmitted disease should take more care in the future.

4. Me and You …………………………………
Outside, and may the best man win. That’ll teach you to spill my pint.

5. Hats off ……………………………………….
Chrome domes are sexy!

6. Everyone’s gone …………………………..
Gangnam Style.

7. Every Man Must ………………………….
Remember to leave the loo seat down.

8. You’ll never find another ………………
Because I broke all the other ones. I’m such a clumsy sausage!

9. He ain’t heavy …………………………….
He’s ruddy enormous, talk about the elephant in the room.

10. I’ll meet you at …………………………….
The Little Shop of Horrors. Don’t forget to bring some Agent Orange.