One-Liner Wednesday – Late to the Party

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday  
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

One-Liner Wednesday – They’re everywhere!

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday  
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

Ignoring your subconscious is like neglecting the termite infestation in your basement: Sooner or later, the consequences of neglect will far outweigh the momentary unpleasantness of clearing the nests.

Alaya Dawn Johnson

One-Liner Wednesday – What the fork?

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday  
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

Dorothy Parker

And here’s a bonus one-liner…

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Stan Laurel

One-Liner Wednesday – So Photogenic

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday   
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!


Dogs seem more photogenic than cats: In photos, most cats look like sociopaths.
Demetri Martin

And this is why, cat lovers…

In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett

And we dog lovers love our mutts because…

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley