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Fibbing Friday: Birds of a Feather

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Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1.   COOT
A Scottish outer garment usually worn outdoors and in winter.

2.   DUNLIN
Stepping in a pile of doggy-doo.

3.   HOBBY
A baby hobbit.

4.   KNOT
When a knave knobbles a knight and knicks his knitted knickers.

5.   RUFF
Goes with the smoove.

6.   SCAUP
Terminal dandruff.

7.   SERIN
Sauron’s twin brother.

8.   SMEW
A cat coughing up a hairball.

9.   SNIPE
An anagram – so much for this page being family-friendly!

10.  TWITE
It gets worse – this is a polite way of saying tw*t.

Fibbing Friday: Lie School Musical

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1. Allegro
A skin disease with a good beat.

2. Pianissimo
A public loo with elevator muzak.

3. Lento
Lemonade that is slowly going flat.

4. Coda
A naughty word for a gentleman’s hosepipe.

5. Forte
Garlic cheesecake.

6. Pizzicato
A public loo for cats.

7. Contralto
It’s all about the bass.

8. Dolce
A type of lettuce

9. Intermezzo
A palate cleanser made from 8 – often found in posh restaurants.

10. Largo
A weight loss programme involving way too much 9.

Fibbing Friday: The Lying Squad

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Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. What is boisterous?
Body odour that can strip paint.

2. What is a womaniser?
A set of false boobs.

3. What is a faux pas?
That sinking feeling when your lies come back and bite you on the bum.

4. Define plumber
A body-positive pipe fitter.

5. What is a sous chef?
A chef who never puts peas in his soups.

6. What is antisocial?
Sod off!

7. Why did they call the wind Maria?
Because it won’t let you catch a cloud and pin it down.

8. Where would you find a kettle drum?
Any discount shop – it’s only a cut-price samovar.

9. What is a kango drill?
A boot camp for Australian marines.

10. What makes bread rise?
Viagra and a nice pair of baps.

Fibbing Friday: Freaky Friday

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Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. Why were people given middle names?
Social distancing: it’s important to have at least two syllables between your first and last name.

2. Why do we cover our mouths when we yawn?
In case the bird of opportunity flies in and takes a dump on your tongue.

3. Why do we say ‘Bless You’ when somebody sneezes?
Not anymore we don’t, now we shriek “covid” and run for the hills.

4. Why do we wear a wedding ring on the third finger of the left hand?
For the same reason, people out on bail or probation wear an electronic tag.

5. What was the original use of wind chimes?
To annoy the neighbours.

6. What was the original purpose of bridesmaids?
A backup for the groom in case his bride did a runner.

7. What is the significance of the first butterfly of the year you see being white?
The Klan are back in town. Who ya gonna call? Bigotbusters!

8. What does it mean if your right ear itches?
You are not Vincent Van Gogh.

9. Why is Good Friday a good day to cut your hair?
It’s Salome’s day off in the salon, she does a brutal short, back and sides.

10. What should you give a friend who gives you a knife as a gift?
A fork.

Fibbing Friday: New Year, New Lies!

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Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. Aurora Borealis is also known as
Fireworks Night.

2. Who was Farouk Balsara
The guy who liked riding his bicycle with fat-bottomed girls.

3. Chasing Cars is by which group?
Three Dog Night

4. What is Detritus?
Western Civilisation if it doesn’t take more care.

5. Eggplant is also known as:
Getting pregnant.

6. Who is Filbert Fox
The new England football manager.

7. Gentoo is a what
What my Nan used to call her lady garden.

8. Rutabaga is also called
An obscene act with a purveyor of baked products.

9. What is IPlayer
Bad grammar – it should be I am the player.

10. Jambo is a greeting in which language.
The secret language of the Women’s Institute.