
With the help of Frank (PCGuy), Di (Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind), I’ve been telling some walloping lies. Here are some of my whoppers from over the years.
Where will you find a plimsoll line?
On a beer mug.
What do trunks and boots have in common?
They are lures used in fly-fishing.
What is a winklepicker?
A surgical instrument used during circumcisions.
What is Victoria’s Secret?
Her merkin collection.
What is a cowlette?
A toilet for cows.
What is a whimsy?
A nun’s nightie.
How do you make a tea cosy?
With barbed wire and a duvet.
How many pleats are in a kilt?
Depends on the size of the gentleman’s dirk.
What is bias binding?
Aversion therapy for proponents of BDSM
What is a Haiku?
Knickers Japanese
No longer worn by people
They creep up your crack