Fibbing Friday: Double Meanings

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Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday, where truth is not an option!
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1. What is a juggernaut?
A lady with big boobs.

2. What is an HGV?
An unpleasant STD.

3. What is an off roader?
A pavement in the UK and a sidewalk in the US.

4. What is a 4 X 4?
A square dance for maths nerds.

5. What is a turbine?
A fish on the edge.

6. Where will you find an octave?
In an octopus’s garden.

7. What is a dovetail joint?
A customised hand-rolled cigarette for bird watchers.

8. What is a Messerschmitt?
A nasty little Fokker.

9. What is a tangerine?
A dream within a dream.

10. What is a mattock?
A mattress that throws you out of bed when the alarm goes off.

22 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday: Double Meanings”

  4. You always do these so well, and make me laugh every week. I’d hate to think what the letters in #3 might stand for in your way of thinking – ‘gross’ doesn’t begin to do it justice 🤣

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