The Saturday Shed: A Stitch in Time

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is SWATCH.
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I was four when my mother first took me to the Time Shop. She needed an extra thirty minutes that day.

“Soft or hard?” asked the woman behind the counter.

“Better make it hard,” said my mother. “My in-laws are coming for tea, and I promised to make them scones.”

The woman smiled and produced a bolt of fabric. It sparkled and shimmered.

“No, darling.” Mother gently took my outstretched hand. “You mustn’t touch.”

“Let her play with the remnants. They won’t do her any harm.” The woman pointed to a metal basket. Inside, I found scraps of light, silks that really flowed like water and a strip of braid that twisted around on itself. When we left, the serving lady gave me a swatch of golden linen and told me to use it wisely. I didn’t understand, but I took it home and hung it in my bedroom window. My room glowed with every shade of yellow, even on the darkest of days.

My mother would only go to that shop once or twice a year. “No need to waste time,” she would say, “we only buy what we need.” And she always gave back her unused minutes.

It was thanks to her we never had to ration our time. There was little free time, but we were never out of time.

When I was twelve, I used my tiny scrap of material as my mother lay dying in her hospital bed. For the first and the last time, I told her how much I loved her.

The Saturday Shed: Blowing Hot and Cold

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is SNOW.
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A curious old woman from Glasgow
Ordered whisky with a dash of Tabasco
She knocked back a shot
Cried by golly that’s hot
And spent the rest of the night eating snow

The Saturday Shed: The Life Guard

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is DARK.
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You can always spot them. They stand in the shadows, whether on the bridge or at the end of the platform. Leave them long enough and, nine times out of ten, they change their minds and go home. It’s the people that shuffle forward you need to watch out for. They’re the ones who make a mess of the station and screw up the schedules. Not to mention the trauma to the drivers and cleaning staff. So, this is my job, stop the jumpers.

I started with empathy and an open but non-judgemental listening ear. But after ten years of using the recommended approach, I’ve developed a radical method of saving lives. I sidle up and whisper three words in their ear: Go on, jump.

That stops them. They look around in shock, and then you have them because once they make eye contact, they’re yours. That’s when you put your training into action, talk them down, give them a cup of tea and wait for the station counsellor to arrive.

But the last one gave me a few problems. She was standing at the edge, obviously waiting for the through express. I manoeuvred into position, making sure she could see me. I was six feet away when she looked up.

“What are you waiting for?” I said. “Jump, bitch, jump!”

She smiled, and the train thundered past. I shrugged and wiped the blood from my face. You can’t win them all.

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The Saturday Shed: The Lying Witch in the Wardrobe

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is WITCH.
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There’s a lying witch in my wardrobe
Who tells me how lovely I look
How that colour suits me
How slim I am

But the mirror tells a different tale:
You look like a bag of laundry
Skinny jeans with that arse!
Don’t make me sick

Mendacity or veracity
How do I dare to leave the house?
The voice of the witch wins
And glass shatters

The Saturday Shed: Kindred Spirits

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is CACOPHONY.
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“Mammalian fusion is no longer a dream!” Professor Bogle beamed at me as I walked into his office. “Soon dinosaurs will roam the earth.” He winked at his joke. I smiled and resisted the urge to tell him Jurassic Park is only a movie and cod science won’t reanimate the dead. He’s mad as a barrel of fish, but finishing my doctorate means being nice and not voicing dissenting opinions.

“What was the surrogate?” I asked, out of genuine interest. Gaining permission for legitimate research is hard enough, let alone Batty Bogle’s under-the-radar experiments.

“I’ll show you.” He opened his desk and took out a key labelled hall closet. “Don’t be fooled; this is the one we want.” He giggled. “It opens my safe, where I keep the passcard.” He flashed me a what-do-you-think-about-that look.

I stifled a yawn and watched Bogle swipe the card along a vent which slid aside to reveal a keypad. He tapped in a four-digit number, and a gap appeared in what should have been a solid wall. He beckoned me forward, and I followed him down a narrow corridor to a metal security gate. God knows how he got his equipment and test subjects down here.

“Didn’t go for the elephant option then,” I huffed as we squeezed sideways into a dimly lit room.

“Bigger is better, but it’s so difficult getting the species to gel. The host retains some memory, and the implant must fight for supremacy. Lost a few that way,” he sighed. “But this time, I transferred the animus of a dolphin, and the results are very promising. Are you ready?”

I nodded, and he drew back a canvas draped over a floatation tank and raised the lid. The noise was horrendous, with bloodcurdling shrieks and eerie howls. “Behold the birth of soul grafting,” he shouted above the cacophony.

I screamed as I stared into the contorted face of my mother.