One-Liner Wednesday – What the fork?

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday  
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

Dorothy Parker

And here’s a bonus one-liner…

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Stan Laurel