One-Liner Wednesday & JusJoJan: Snow Joke

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday & JustJoJan.
This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner

Resting on your laurels is as dangerous as resting when you are walking in the snow. You doze off and die in your sleep.
Ludwig Wittgenstein

The Weekly Smile: Let it Snow!

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I am dressed as if I’m going on an arctic expedition, and I’m as happy as Larry. Because the first snow of the season is falling, and I’m walking in a winter wonderland.

A badly built snowman!

No pictures of chickens because when I let them out this morning, they took one look at the snow and ran back inside the coop. Wusses!

Our dogs, who came from the same litter, are named after characters from the film The Usual Suspects. Fenster is my baby, and McManus (Mackie to her friends) is daddy’s princess.

That may sound twee, but I don’t care about my sub-Disney anthropomorphic soppiness. Because I love my dogs, and playing in the snow with them has made me smile like an idiot.

A happy snow bunny!

One-Liner Wednesday – All we’re missing is the snow

Advice is like snow – the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday
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