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Today’s whoppers are brought to you from Oloriel’s Sunday Confessionals.

1.  Novalunosis
The first time you moon through the window of a moving car.

2.  Wundervei
A rivetted bra for welders.

3.  Eramnesia
When you forget how to spell simple words.

4.  Witnessoja
Spotting the Loch Ness monster.

5.  Sundreesorro
Zorro in his/her Sunday best.

6.  Livilence
Like violence, but angrier.

7.  Seatherny
A hernia caused by improper sitting posture.

8.  Drizzlosis
Waking up on public transport to discover you’ve sleep-dribbled all down your front.

9.  Zirgwè
A segway for Z-listers.

10. Teresaurum
A burrowing dinosaur.

Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. Philatelist
One who collects philosophers.

2. Botanist
An advocate of round-bottomed bottles.

3. Naturalist
The guy who looks after your clothes at the nudist colony.

4. Taxidermist
A skin complaint caused by surprise financial audits.

5. Anthropologist
A very sorry human being.

6. Scientist
A dyslexic medium.

7. Strategist
The world record holder for the tallest layer cake ever made.

8. Protagonist
A collective noun for sadists.

9. Pharmacist
A racist pharaoh.

10. Biologist
One who sees both sides of an argument.

Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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It’s Di’s birthday today – Happy Birthday, Di! – and Jim Adams has stepped up to the plate with a list of musical questions…

Why did Don Mclean drive his Chevy to the levy?
He misconfigured the GPS and missed the turning for the Trevi Fountain.

Who will stop the rain?
The Sun God Ra.

Where does the love go?
Down the pan with empathy, sympathy, and tolerance.

Who shot the deputy?
Muskie Muskrat.

Why was nobody getting fat except Mama Cass?
She ate all the pies.

How did the blackbird break its wings?
John Lennon hit it with a cricket bat.

What did the Traveling Wilburys find at the end of the line?
A full stop (period).

What instrument did Mr. Bojangles play?
A theremin.

Who lived on Desolation Row?
Genghis Khan.

Why couldn’t the Rolling Stones get any satisfaction?
Because of an international shortage of Mars Bars.

Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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Today’s Fibbing Friday is based on a fictitious major event to which you, the reader, have been invited. Below are 10 questions to lie about: Give them your best shot!

1.  What would you do if you found yourself seated next to a disgraced member of the family?
Laugh uncontrollably, secure in the knowledge that the poor fool took the rap for my faux pas.

2.  How would you react if you were subjected to ‘Hatgate’? That is someone with a monstrous hat being seated in front of you.
Set fire to it.

3.  Photographs are not allowed, but you have a plan to take pictures………. what is it?
Set up my easel and start painting.

4.  The person on your left has fallen asleep. How would you wake them discreetly?
Stick pins in their legs.

5.  The grand entrance occurs, and something is not quite right from your point of view. What is it?
The bride’s dress is tucked in her knickers.

6.  After the service, it’s time for the buffet. Not quite sure where you’re supposed to go, what do you do?
Throw a tantrum like only a two-year-old can: works every time.

7.  Making small talk over the canapés is awkward. What do you do to make it less so?
Sing a rousing chorus of Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine.

8.  Time for the Speeches and they seem to go on for hours. What do you do to keep awake?
Dance the Macarena.

9.  You are suddenly asked to say a few words at the podium. How do you react?
By reciting the Gettysburg Address.

10.  It has been a tiring experience and you catch 40 winks in a quiet corner. When you wake up, the venue is in darkness. What do you do?
Whip out my night goggles and find the bar.

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You can thank Jim Adams for this Friday’s Physics Test!

What came before the big bang?
Chocolate, flowers and a meal for two.

What did Galileo drop off the tower of Pisa?
His dry cleaning.

Is a Cartesian bear similar to a polar bear?
One is more precise when it comes to ripping your legs off.

What did Newton say when the apple landed on his head?
Nothing, but his wife said: that’ll teach you to sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.

Why did Columbus think the world was round?
Because all his friends were so square.

What was Heisenberg uncertain about?
Whether to do a sixth series of Breaking Bad.

What was the name of Schrödinger’s cat?
Mr Fluffy.

When a photo finish decides the winner of a race, do they change the outcome by measuring it?
No, they simply award first prize to the guy with the best hair.

What is the God particle used for?
Whisking eggs.

Is the theory of everything all you need to know?
Not if you can’t put this knowledge into practice.