Fibbing Friday 17th September 2021 – I’m Just Wild About Harry!

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


What exactly is the philosopher’s stone?
The prequel to Romancing the Stone.

What is kept in the Chamber of Secrets?
The identity of the man who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. I’d love to know who he is because I’d like to shake his hand.

Why was Harry Potter known as “The Boy Who Lived”?
Because he lived on a prayer, next door to Alice, and only lived twice.

What was the Elder Wand made of?
Ground-up house-elves.

What are the Deathly Hallows?
Not as nasty as the Deathly Goodbyes.

Who wrote Magical Me?
You did!

What is a Firebolt?
Viagra with extra chilli sauce.

What are the Nimbus 2000, and the Nimbus 2001?
Obsolete, you need to trade up to a Nimbus 2021.

What does polyjuice potion do?
Kills 99% of all known parrots dead.

What does a portkey do?
Unlocks the door to the Portaloo.

Fibbing Friday 10th September 2021 – Lie Another Day

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


1. What is usually shaken and not stirred?
Semtex.

2. Who was Dr No?
Nanette’s dad.

3. What is a Thunderball?
Take a peek in Thor’s underpants – he’s got two of ‘em.

4. Who sang ‘For Your Eyes Only?
The Swiss metalcore band, Cataract.

5. What does ‘M’ stand for?
World peace, the end to global warming, and the NHS – he is a man of solid principles.

6. What snack did ‘Q’ almost lose when showing off one of his latest gadgets?
“A nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.”

7. What was sent from Russia with Love?
A Valentine’s card from Putin to Trump

8. What scares the living daylights out of you?
Trump sent Putin a bunch of flowers in response.

9. What does a Moonraker do?
Keeps you regular.

10. What is You Only Live Twice about?
The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

Fibbing Friday 3rd September 2021 – No Dice

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


Finish the following idiom: “What happens in Vegas…”
Cannot be discussed due to a legal injunction.

What device is known as a one-arm bandit?
A digital recorder designed to pick up the sound of one hand clapping.

What is used to play Russian Roulette?
A piano-accordion.

What is James Bond’s favourite casino game?
Shove Ha’Penny

Who was the spokesman for Player’s Club International from the mid 1980s to the early 1990s?
Billy Graham.

What nickname is given to a poker hand containing a pair of black aces and a pair of black eights?
Two Fat Ladies.

What does it mean to bet on “the hard way” in craps?
The loser is forced to use Izal toilet paper.

What is special about aces in blackjack?
The winner gets unlimited access to quilted loo paper scented with aloe vera.

What are clams casino?
The reason for the injunction in the first question.

What game is played in the World Series of Poker?
Old Maid.

Fibbing Friday 27th August 2021

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

1. Where will you find a pushme-pullyou?
At a swingers party.

2. What is meant by the term ‘chocolate box’?
Think tea-bagging at the back door.

3. Who lived in the house made with gingerbread, cake and pastries?
The Three Not-So-Little Pigs.

4. Where will you find Mr Stay Puft?
Filling in as the Bouncy Castle at the annual garden fete in Milton Keynes.

5. Where will you find The Hallelujah Mountains?
Turn left at the Holy Molehills and follow the path to glory!

6. What did Gru intend to steal with the Shrink Ray?
His girlfriend’s virginity.

7. Going back a long way, what was ‘Baby’ in the 1938 film Bringing Up Baby?
A bad taco.

8. Who played the drums in The Muppets?
Mr Bean.

9. What magical instrument did Sparky play?
The spoons.

10. What did ‘Andy’ have waxed in The 40 Year Old Virgin?
His lovely parquet floor.

Fibbing Friday 20th August 2021 – The British Are Coming!

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


Finish the lyric: “It’s been a hard day’s night, and I’ve been working like a __________.”
A one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.

What nickname was given to the British group, The Beatles?
The Four Horseman.

What TV variety show did the Beatles appear on in the US?
Gilligan’s Island.

Finish the lyric: “That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean ____________.”
King Lear.

What rock group was responsible for the 1969 album, Tommy?
Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen.

In the 1975 movie adaptation of Tommy, what part did Tina Turner play?
Saint Wulfhilda of Barking.

Finish the lyric: “I can’t get no _____________.”
One to partner me for a rubber of bridge!

What is Mick Jagger best known for?
Winning a gold medal for wrestling at the 1956 Olympics.

What is Keith Richards best known for?
Writing romance novels under the pen name, Barbara Cartland

What was the rise in popularity of music from the UK during the 1960’s in the US known as?
Annoying.