One-Liner Wednesday – Parental Control

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee – David Frost

My kids call it yelling when I raise my voice.
I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.

Child: Mum? What is…normal?
Mother: It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey.