The Saturday Shed: The Ballad of Grady O’Hare

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is PARASITE.
For those with the time or inclination: Feel free to join in!

Grady O’Hare
Sits on a chair
And combs his hair
He wears a flappy flare
But he just don’t care
‘Cos he’s Grady O’Hare!

Grady O’Hare
Wrestled a bear
Down in his lair
He did it for a dare
Then ate the bear rare
‘Cos he’s Grady O’Hare

Grady O’Hare
Hear our prayer
A shame he wasn’t aware
If he’d cooked his rare bear
This wouldn’t be the end of Grady O’Hare