Fibbing Friday: Lost for Words

Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1.   Silicone
A dunce’s cap with bling.

2.   Fluff
Unicorn vomit.

3.   Loofah
Soon to be an Olympic sport – toilet tossing!

4.   Caddy
The name for the bad guy in a Hollywood film when played by an Englishman.

5.   Pedantic
Controlled panic.

6.   Tangent
Simon Cowell after a trip to Barbados.

7.   Muffler
The sound a unicorn makes when vomiting.

8.   Calamity
When the kraken awoke and ran straight into a fishing fleet.

9.   Archive
Where Noah stored his blueprints.

10. Fortify
How a Cockney says forty-five.