The Saturday Shed: Blowing Hot and Cold

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is SNOW.
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A curious old woman from Glasgow
Ordered whisky with a dash of Tabasco
She knocked back a shot
Cried by golly that’s hot
And spent the rest of the night eating snow

The Saturday Shed: Lotto Blotto

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is CASH.
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The day her lucky numbers won a ton of cash
Delia celebrated with a night on the lash
She spent so much lottery
It left her quite tottery
And next morning they found her passed out in the trash

The Saturday Shed: Every Jolly Jack Tar’s Dream

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Tales from the Saturday Shed: The prompt this week is SCORE.
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Once a frustrated sailor from Bantry
Heard sing of a likely shag in a shanty
He got to shore
Eager to score
And discovered this fair maid was his aunty
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