#15 Ruck’n’Maul

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A foul-mouthed player from Bucks
Who excelled at lineouts and rucks
Let go of the ball
In a rolling maul
Then let fly with a series of damns

And here are Fisherman’s Friends singing the England XV anthem at Twickenham during halftime in an England v Australia match:

And for parity’s sake here they are singing for the Wallabies:

#7 The Seven-Year Itch

A happily married man was Mitch
Until the onset of the seven-year itch
He directed his ardour
At the lady next door
And worked on his opening pitch

With girded loins, to his paramour he headed
Expecting to be welcomed and bedded
Only to find
The lady entwined
With the woman to whom he was wedded

Lucky Dip – Saturday Mix, 27 February 2021

Today’s prompt from Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie is Limerick. Click on the link to join in the fun!


Whilst out hunting seal in snow porous

We spotted a very large walrus

In our tracks, we were stopped

T’was a triceratops

So we scarpered before he saurus