Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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What did the quick brown fox leap over?
Tall buildings in a single bound.

What were the Window Cleaner’s confessions?
He used to wee in the rinse water bucket.

What was The Mad Hatter’s true occupation?
Britain’s last prime minister.

Why did Cinderella lose her glass slipper?
The floozie got drunk one night, and that wasn’t all she lost…

Why do people in old TV shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch?
The film companies didn’t have the budget to construct indoor sets.

What happened to the three little pigs?
They were outed on a YouTube channel dedicated to exposing cowboy builders.

What is Air Force One?
A silent fart.

Who brings the Easter Eggs?
The Festive Ovary Fairy.

Who was Harvey?
Most young actresses’ nightmare.

What is quick silver?
Usain Bolt, Goldie.

Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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Who sang the following hit songs?

1.   Cinderella Rockefella
Imelda Marcos.

2.   I want it all
Elon Musk.

3.   I’m just a lonely boy
Pope Francis.

4.   Here comes the night
Freddy Krueger.

5.   All I have to do is dream
Martin Luther King.

6.   Wand’rin’ Star
Buzz Aldrin.

7.    Rock on
Will Smith.

8.   Purple Rain
Barney the Dinosaur.

9.   When will I see You Again
Stevie Wonder.

10.  You can’t hurry love
Elizabeth Taylor

Di (Pensitivity101) hosts Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1.  What was the first thing you saw when you looked out the window?
“Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain…” I love Torquay.

2.  What is your favourite way to prepare hot dogs?
A sauna and a 20-tog duvet.

3.  What is one thing you covet more than anything else?
To be less greedy and needy.

4.  You see the wishing star…what is your wish?
That my husband will leave the toilet seat down.

5.  You don’t want the leprechaun’s gold…what do you want?
His head on a plate.

6.  What is the first thing you order at a vegan diner?
A sick bucket.

7.  Where would you like to visit next?
The smallest room – I’ve drunk way too much tea this morning.

8.  What is actually in the Doomsday Seed Vault?
A pint of Hugh Heffner’s baby-making fluid.

9.  Who killed J.R.?
An orc.

10. What is yellow snow?
Coca-Cola’s doomed attempt to break into the Inuit market.

Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?
A confused squirrel.

2. They just cancelled your favourite TV show – what do you do?
Get a life.

3. What is the answer to 3 Down?
Infinity.

4. What do Scots wear under their kilts?
Cabers ready for tossing.

5. How did the platypus get its name?
Poor sod had boils the size of dinner plates.

6. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?
Enough lard to sink a battleship.

7. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?
The size of my arse.

8. Bollocks doesn’t mean what Americans think it does…what does it really mean?
It roughly translates as “well done, you fine human!” Try saying it to a Brit…

9. What did you give the last person who asked you for a tip?
Advice: You can’t change the world, but you can change your underpants.

10. What is over the next hill?
The Yank who said bollocks to a Limey.