Tag Archives: Lies

Fibbing Friday: Lost for Words

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1.   Silicone
A dunce’s cap with bling.

2.   Fluff
Unicorn vomit.

3.   Loofah
Soon to be an Olympic sport – toilet tossing!

4.   Caddy
The name for the bad guy in a Hollywood film when played by an Englishman.

5.   Pedantic
Controlled panic.

6.   Tangent
Simon Cowell after a trip to Barbados.

7.   Muffler
The sound a unicorn makes when vomiting.

8.   Calamity
When the kraken awoke and ran straight into a fishing fleet.

9.   Archive
Where Noah stored his blueprints.

10. Fortify
How a Cockney says forty-five.

Fibbing Friday: A Whole New Word!

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1.   Bumfuzzle
That’s Mr Bumfuzzle to you – he’s a minor character in Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens.

2.   Gardyloo
Where the King’s privy councillors meet.

3.   Taradiddle
This is to folk music as scat is to jazz – both should be avoided.

4.   Snickersnee
Fast-release underpants.

5.   Bumbershoot
When this threatens you will be glad you are wearing a pair of snickersnees.

6.   Snollygoster
A hankie-shredding sneeze.

7.   Brouhaha
The noise a moustache-twirling villain makes before he kills you.

8.   Wabbit
Low-calorie wasabi paste.

9.   Pandiculation
Elocution lessons for pandas.

10. Borborygm
A person who is both incredibly boring and stupid.

Fibbing Friday: The Search for Meaning

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1. Census
An excuse to be nosey.

2. Probate
A rectal examination.

3. Bayou
The noise a French wolf makes.

4. Crackerjack
The noise my knees make when I stand up these days.

5. Chirrup
A stirrup adapted for wearing a pair of Jimmy Choo heels.

6. Fermium
An illicit still for making moonshine.

7. Surcingle
That annoying surcharge solo travellers end up paying.

8. Withe
A partially dried pilchard.

9. Gainsay
A tax on free speech.

10. Titular
An ill-fitting bra.

Fibbing Friday: Birds of a Feather

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1.   COOT
A Scottish outer garment usually worn outdoors and in winter.

2.   DUNLIN
Stepping in a pile of doggy-doo.

3.   HOBBY
A baby hobbit.

4.   KNOT
When a knave knobbles a knight and knicks his knitted knickers.

5.   RUFF
Goes with the smoove.

6.   SCAUP
Terminal dandruff.

7.   SERIN
Sauron’s twin brother.

8.   SMEW
A cat coughing up a hairball.

9.   SNIPE
An anagram – so much for this page being family-friendly!

10.  TWITE
It gets worse – this is a polite way of saying tw*t.

Fibbing Friday: Lie School Musical

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1. Allegro
A skin disease with a good beat.

2. Pianissimo
A public loo with elevator muzak.

3. Lento
Lemonade that is slowly going flat.

4. Coda
A naughty word for a gentleman’s hosepipe.

5. Forte
Garlic cheesecake.

6. Pizzicato
A public loo for cats.

7. Contralto
It’s all about the bass.

8. Dolce
A type of lettuce

9. Intermezzo
A palate cleanser made from 8 – often found in posh restaurants.

10. Largo
A weight loss programme involving way too much 9.