One-Liner Wednesday – Maybe I just wish it was warmer…

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday   
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

If you saw a heatwave, would you wave back?
Steven Wright

You can’t have your kayak and heat it.
Denis Norden

It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.
Heston Blumenthal