Fibbing Friday – You wouldn’t let it lie!

Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


1. What is liquid gold?
Smeagol’s favourite cocktail.

2. What is housemaid’s knee?
Something the Queen will never suffer from.

3. Why is the Eiffel Tower so named?
The syndrome known as builder’s bums presented everyone who walked past the construction site with an eyeful.

4. Can elephants swim?
Only with floatation aids and they are crap at diving.

5. What is a pot hole?
The memory loss produced by bogarting the bong for too long.

6. What is a woolly pulley?
Speed dating for sheep.

7. What is a tap washer?
An anagram of Aha Twerps!

8. Why do we have warts on our fingers but corns on our toes?
Because then we will have music wherever we goes!

9. What is a pendulum?
A swingers party for five. This often turns into an orgy because someone ends up saying: Oh, gee! None for me.

10. Where will you find a pupil and iris?
The same place all the odd socks end up.

One-Liner Wednesday: Confucius say…

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LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme.
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Confucius say…

Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on trousers.

Woman who eat many prunes, get good run for money.

Wise person never play leapfrog with unicorn.

One who run in front of bus get tired, one who run behind get exhausted

I never said any of that!

Confucius really say:

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Fibbing Friday 4th Feb 2022 – Lost for Words

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!


What is a flagon?
A tired dragon.

What is acnestis?
A medical procedure used primarily in the prenatal diagnosis of acne.

What is a halfpace?
A very slooow marathon.

What is clinomania?
An unhealthy obsession with clingfilm.

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What is petrichor?
Fear of choral singing.

What is tittynope?
The opposite of booby-yep.

What is xertz?
The noise made when passing a painful stool.

What is agastopia?
Where the terminally appalled go to die.

What does evancalous mean?
That sinking feeling when you realise you’ve been walking around all day with your flies open.

What is Nudiustertian
An uncontrollable urge to streak in public libraries.

One-Liner Wednesday: Three of a Kind

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme.
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If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
Henry David Thoreau


I’ve always been sceptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that’d be the first thing I’d fix
Tony Campolo


I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers


One-Liner Wednesday: Make ‘Em Laugh

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme.
Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humour to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon

Analyzing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin

and finally…

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields