Fibbing Friday: The Search for Meaning

Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. Census
An excuse to be nosey.

2. Probate
A rectal examination.

3. Bayou
The noise a French wolf makes.

4. Crackerjack
The noise my knees make when I stand up these days.

5. Chirrup
A stirrup adapted for wearing a pair of Jimmy Choo heels.

6. Fermium
An illicit still for making moonshine.

7. Surcingle
That annoying surcharge solo travellers end up paying.

8. Withe
A partially dried pilchard.

9. Gainsay
A tax on free speech.

10. Titular
An ill-fitting bra.