
Today is World Consumer Rights Day. Sounds both important and dull.
Let’s see what fun we can have with this concept…
Many people want the government to protect the consumer. A much more urgent problem is to protect the consumer from the government.
Milton Friedman
Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
George Carlin

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