Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!
Exactly what did Columbus do in 1492?
Something his mother warned him about. And because contact lenses hadn’t been invented, he got lost trying to find India.
Why does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving in October rather than November as the US does?
Because that’s when the turkey hunting season starts.
Why do we carve pumpkins into Jack-o-lanterns for Halloween?
Because there are laws against doing it to people.
If “octo-” means eight, then why is October the tenth month?
Because the standards of numeracy were quite shocking back in the day.
Why do kids dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they’re evil little bastards who enjoy tormenting their neighbours.
What is the movie, Hocus Pocus about?
A biopic about the Dutch rock band Focus. Fun fact: Bette Midler did the yodelling.
In the Movie, Halloween, why was Michael Myers sent to an insane asylum when he was only six years old?
All the local schools were oversubscribed.
Continuing from the previous question, what did Myers do when he escaped approximately fifteen years later?
He changed his name to Austin Powers and became an International Man of Mystery.
What was the movie, Lost Boys about?
A dyslexic sailor doomed to sail the seven seas because some bugger nicked all the channel markers leading into port.
According to legend, why don’t vampires have a reflection?
Because they are so cool and sexy, mirrors explode in their presence.