Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

1. I’ve got you under…………………………..
Surveillance. I like watching you. Nice Brazilian by the way…

2. Hi ho silver……………………………………
Surfer, ride that wave.

3. Anyone who had…………………………….
A sexually transmitted disease should take more care in the future.

4. Me and You …………………………………
Outside, and may the best man win. That’ll teach you to spill my pint.

5. Hats off ……………………………………….
Chrome domes are sexy!

6. Everyone’s gone …………………………..
Gangnam Style.

7. Every Man Must ………………………….
Remember to leave the loo seat down.

8. You’ll never find another ………………
Because I broke all the other ones. I’m such a clumsy sausage!

9. He ain’t heavy …………………………….
He’s ruddy enormous, talk about the elephant in the room.

10. I’ll meet you at …………………………….
The Little Shop of Horrors. Don’t forget to bring some Agent Orange.

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, but this week Melanie (Sparks) is standing in for Frank. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

What’s behind the 8 ball?
The dangly bits of a well-hung octopus.

What’s up the creek?
A mermaid when Poseidon gets her pregnant.

What is hanging when one says, “Hang ten”?
Green bottles.

What size pole is it that you wouldn’t touch someone with?
He’s six foot six and built like a brick outhouse.

How do you feel when you’re on cloud nine?
Higher than a kite on the fourth of July!

What does “at sixes and sevens” mean?
This is how those of a superstitious bent refer to the number between 12 and 14.

Do you take five?
No, because that would be greedy.

Which sport is referenced when the term “four bagger” is used?
Shoplifting – specifically trying to get through the self-service tills without paying.

How many rings in the circus?
Five: did you see any of the last Olympics – sheesh!

What is the loneliest number?
69 due to paranoia – everyone laughs when it’s mentioned.

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

What did the couch say to the toilet?
Where’s Alexa when you need her? We’re out of bogroll again.

What caused the last traffic jam in town?
Too much pectin in the mix.

What really powers the Internet?
The harvested flatus of vegans.

What is really between Trump’s ears?
Tumbleweeds.

What is in the heart of Africa?
The Elephant’s Graveyard, Amelia Earhart and the meaning of life.

What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden?
Devils on horseback and angels in blankets.

Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan?
W. Heath Robinson

What is the highest form of flattery?
Lowery.

Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they?
A mythical place where free speech still existed…

Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really?
An extreme version of jazz hands invented by Al Capone on the 14th February 1929.

What is in hamburger?
No idea, but it doesn’t sound very kosher.

What is the real question and answer to number #12?
Last Tuesday, but the wheels fell off.

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

1. According to the song, what colour is love?
Black. Or is that the colour of my true love’s hair?

2. Who sang about a Green Door?
Leonard the Leprechaun, he was a bouncer at the Four-Leaf Clover speakeasy.

3. What colour ribbon is used to adorn old oak trees?
Either red or green, which is a bummer for the colour-blind.

4. What colour is associated with Lily?
Black – she was a long cool woman.

5. Who had 99 Red Balloons?
Pennywise.

6. Black is Black, but what did he want back?
Those books you borrowed in 2016, which you swore you gave back in 2020.

7. What colour was the People Eater?
The colour of Chianti.

8. What colour is Bing’s Christmas?
A hazy shade of winter.

9. Godley and Creme didn’t want to be under your …………. what?
Bed.

10. Brown Sugar was a massive hit for which group?
The Archies.