One-Liner Wednesday – What the fork?

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday  
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

Dorothy Parker

And here’s a bonus one-liner…

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Stan Laurel

One-Liner Wednesday – I’ve Been Shot!

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday   
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favour you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.

Dorothy Parker