Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. Silicone
A dunce’s cap with bling.
2. Fluff
Unicorn vomit.
3. Loofah
Soon to be an Olympic sport – toilet tossing!
4. Caddy
The name for the bad guy in a Hollywood film when played by an Englishman.
5. Pedantic
Controlled panic.
6. Tangent
Simon Cowell after a trip to Barbados.
7. Muffler
The sound a unicorn makes when vomiting.
8. Calamity
When the kraken awoke and ran straight into a fishing fleet.
9. Archive
Where Noah stored his blueprints.
10. Fortify
How a Cockney says forty-five.
Ella Craig 
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Once again a wonderful set of prompts.
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LOL! Go on, give it your best shot…
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#3 had me spluttering my tea, I also related #2 and #7 but with babies, and #9 was inspired. Great stuff Ella. Thanks so much for the laughs.
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