Fibbing Friday: The Lying Squad

Di (Pensitivity101) is the host of Fibbing Friday where truth is not an option!
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1. What is boisterous?
Body odour that can strip paint.

2. What is a womaniser?
A set of false boobs.

3. What is a faux pas?
That sinking feeling when your lies come back and bite you on the bum.

4. Define plumber
A body-positive pipe fitter.

5. What is a sous chef?
A chef who never puts peas in his soups.

6. What is antisocial?
Sod off!

7. Why did they call the wind Maria?
Because it won’t let you catch a cloud and pin it down.

8. Where would you find a kettle drum?
Any discount shop – it’s only a cut-price samovar.

9. What is a kango drill?
A boot camp for Australian marines.

10. What makes bread rise?
Viagra and a nice pair of baps.

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