One-Liner Wednesday: Lactose Intolerant

Today is National Milk Day in the US. Let’s hear it for the white stuff!

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!


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