Today is National Milk Day in the US. Let’s hear it for the white stuff!
A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen
LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday. This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme. Check out her blog for the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!
Ella Craig 
Question from brother who lives next door: “Do you have any milk I can borrow? I mean, real milk — none of that white water stuff.”
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LOL! Don’t mind semi-skimmed, but skimmed milk🤢
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Thank you – mine’s a pint!
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Happy National Milk Day!!
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