Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below. Tag it #FibbingFriday and link back to Fibbing Friday.
1. What are you if you are Mabsoot?
Wearing a badly fitting and badly spelt mohair suit.
2. What does it mean to nidificate?
When you are caught short and have to pee in a policeman’s helmet.
3. What is a pabouch?
A man married to a babushka.
4. What is quab?
A courtyard with three and a half sides.
5. What is tacenda?
A Spanish villa with an outdoor loo.
6. What does it mean to be ulotrichous?
Blessed in the trouser department.
7. What is waftage?
A mediaeval trial by ordeal involving eating your body weight in boiled cabbage. The first person to leave the room shrieking for air was deemed the guilty party.
8. What does it mean to yaff?
When you fail at number 7, and your breakfast makes a startling reappearance.
9. What is to yuke?
When you beat an egg with attitude.
10. What is zabaglione?
Whatever you want it to be!