Fibbing Friday – Lord of the Lies

Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

What did one eye say to the other?
I see no ships.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you…
Check their IQ score.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
The silly sausage used glue instead of toothpaste to clean his teeth that morning.

How do you make holy water?
Piss in a church.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza?
Because some idiot used napalm instead of tomato sauce.

Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He became the charge nurse for his local ahospital.

Will glass coffins be a success?
As long as no one throws stones.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
About three and a half tons.

What do you call a dog magician?
Mr Treacle.

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