Fibbing Friday – Back to Square One

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, but this week Melanie (Sparks) is standing in for Frank. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

What’s behind the 8 ball?
The dangly bits of a well-hung octopus.

What’s up the creek?
A mermaid when Poseidon gets her pregnant.

What is hanging when one says, “Hang ten”?
Green bottles.

What size pole is it that you wouldn’t touch someone with?
He’s six foot six and built like a brick outhouse.

How do you feel when you’re on cloud nine?
Higher than a kite on the fourth of July!

What does “at sixes and sevens” mean?
This is how those of a superstitious bent refer to the number between 12 and 14.

Do you take five?
No, because that would be greedy.

Which sport is referenced when the term “four bagger” is used?
Shoplifting – specifically trying to get through the self-service tills without paying.

How many rings in the circus?
Five: did you see any of the last Olympics – sheesh!

What is the loneliest number?
69 due to paranoia – everyone laughs when it’s mentioned.

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