Fibbing Friday 28th Jan 2022 – A Little Bit of Lying

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

What is Lizzie Borden known for?
Winning the World Axe Throwing Competition three times in a row!

What did the man known as D. B. Cooper do?
Got Lizzie acquitted of the crime of murdering her dad and step-mum. She told them not to hang around the woodpile at night.

What was the Enron scandal about?
The 40 leylandiis Mr Enron planted in his garden. His neighbours, the Lehman brothers, sued, so he set up a hedge fund to cover his costs. Unfortunately, he didn’t secure the services of D. B. Cooper, and he lost the case. As did the Lehman brothers, funny old world, isn’t it?

What was Dante’s work, The Divine Comedy about?
A hotel owner from Torquay.

What does Macbeth do to become king?
Wins every Elvis Tribute Artist Contest on the planet.

Why is Capt. Ahab obsessed with finding Moby Dick?
Because the cheeky bugger owes him a thousand pounds.

In Mary Poppins, what is Mr Banks’ profession?
Rent boy.

According to Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?
Depends on what weight class you are in – Mike Tyson can do it in two, but someone like “Sugar” Ray Leonard does it in four.

According to folklore, what does a chupacabra eat?
Boiled toenail clippings.

Where do Yetis supposedly live?
On a Pacific Island with Marilyn and JFK, Lord Lucan occasionally pops in with his horse, Shergar.

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