Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

1.  What is rolling stock
A cow on wheels.

2.  What is a rolling deck
The moment you realise those anti-seasickness tablets aren’t working.

3.  What is role play
Sexual shenanigans with baked dough products.

4.  What is ‘on a roll’
When you find Rick Astley all over the internet.

5.  What does a rolling stone gather?
Numerous ex-wives.

6.  What is a rolling boil
A sure sign of bubonic plague!

7.  What is a rolling pin
A wee scalpel for lancing those nasty plague buboes.

8.  What is a steam roller
A Scottish dumpling made from suet and Irn-Bru.

9.  What is a roller coaster
A surfer who only plonks about with a surfboard in shallow waters.

10. What is a roller skate
A fish on a bicycle.