1-Minute Fiction – Knock, Knock, Who’s There?

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“Cheeky cow.” Simone slammed the front door. “Wanted mayonnaise.”

“So?” said Callum. “Neighbours should help each other.”

“I’ve helped plenty today. First, he wanted some barbecue briquettes: No problem. But five minutes later, it was lighter fuel. And his wife turns up to borrow our plates. Then comes back asking for the mayo.”

“Maybe they are pushing their luck,” said Callum. “How about—”

DING-DONG!!!

“If that’s him, I swear I’ll do murder,” Simone hissed before wrenching the door open.

“Now, what do you want?”

“A fire extinguisher.”

“Haven’t you got one of your own?”

“No, but it’s not my shed that’s on fire.”


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