Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so others can enjoy the answers and join in too!
What is the difference between an earthworm and an earworm?
About 50 calories per 100g, but they are both stacked with protein.
What is a Mars Bar?
A novel way of ripping out a loose tooth. Happened to my brother when he was seven after he bit into a frozen one. Don’t ask.
What colour is a peanut?
Depends on how long it stays out in the sun.
What is meant by dressed up like a dog’s dinner?
Fido is about to rip chunks out of your legs.
What is an orange pippin?
A piece of fruit, poppet.
What do an owl, pussy cat and five-pound note all have in common?
They are all mentioned in the song “Where do you go to my lovely?” by Peter Sarstedt.
Where would you find a Bunny Girl?
In Glenn Close’s saucepan.
What is the difference between an heir and a hair?
Nothing, both can be removed from the line of succession with a sharp razor.
What is meant by fringe benefits?
The upshot when you successfully do the above.
What is a whimsy?
A nun’s nightie.