Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.

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What is an ant farm?
One with teeny-tiny ploughs.

What is a flea market?
Where ants sell their farm produce.

What was the War of the Roses about?
Who ate the last Strawberry Dream.

If they’d been invented at the time, what car would Robin Hood have driven?
A Saxon armoured personnel carrier.

What are pieces of eight?
A deconstructed octagon.

Where would you find a clapper?
On a porn film set – the clapper is there to ensure the actors are free of nasty diseases.

What is a cowlette?
A toilet for cows.

What is chicken wire used for?
It is an integral part of G-strings for masochists.

What is a toady?
A roadie who doesn’t drink.

What is a nail file?
An implement for removing recalcitrant G-strings from between your arse cheeks.