Fibbing Friday 7th July 2021 – Christmas in July!

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.

What are the names of Santa’s eight reindeer?
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich, Peter, Paul and Mary.

What reindeer was known for having a unique nose?
Jimmy Durante.

What was so unique about said reindeer’s nose?
It glows blue in the presence of orcs.

Who wore a magic top hat that made him sing and dance?
Harry Potter.

According to the song, who’s eyes are “all aglow”?
Marty Feldman.

Who exactly is Susie Snowflake?
A stripper from Siberia.

Why do we hang stockings by the chimney at Christmas?
For the same reason, some (ahem) gentlemen carve notches on their bedposts.

According to the song, why had we “better watch out, better not cry, better not pout”?
Because you don’t want it all to end in tears – go on, turn that frown upside down!

According to the same song, when does Santa see you?
When he hooks up the spycam.

Why do we leave cookies and milk for Santa?
Because he is allergic to Christmas Cake and doesn’t want to be done for driving under the influence.