Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!
The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.
What is meant by a break in the weather?
It is a euphemism for farting.
Why does thunder clap?
Because of gonorrhoea.
What is a heat wave?
A breakdance move similar to the turtle.
What are hot pants?
This is what happens when you tell lies.
Who or what is canned heat?
A rock band you can cook in the microwave.
Who sang ‘The heat is on’?
Where will you find hot air?
In the same room where someone has had a break in the weather.
Who starred in the film Heat?
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Who or what is Hot Gossip?
A magazine that doesn’t laugh at celebrities who put on weight. Or take great delight when famous marriages fall apart.
What is a hot toddy?
A boiled frog.