Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.

TV/Advertising slogans this week. You all probably know the real answers, but what could they have advertised or referred to……………………… ?

You either love it or hate it.
Pedigree Chum dog food.

They said you want to ‘Splash it all over.’
Domestos Bleach

Why have cotton when you can have silk?
Luxury tampons.

‘Because you’re worth it‘
American Express.

‘It does exactly what it says on the tin.’
Spam

What ‘Gives you wings’?
Mescaline – it’s the only way to fly!

Where will you find an ‘awful lot of coffee’?
Starbucks – with the emphasis on the word awful.

What is ‘Any time, any place, anywhere…?’
Twitter.

What is soft, strong, and very, very long?
A Wonder Bra.

Name the product where ‘A little dab’ll do ya’
Haemorrhoid cream.