Fibbing Friday 14th May 2021 – Pants on Fire

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.

What exactly is a “rhetorical question?”
A banana.

What is meant by a “hair’s breadth”?
That silky feel when you wash’n’go and your hair shines all day!

How long is a “New York minute”?
The time it takes to send someone to Coventry.

What does it mean to “fly by the seat of your pants”?
This happens when you annoy the bouncers in the bar who then give you the bum’s rush.

What does “by the skin of your teeth” mean?
When an overeager dentist scrapes both the plaque and enamel from your teeth.

What are “the dog days of summer”?
The follow up single to Terry Jacks 1974 hit, Seasons in the Sun. It bombed.

What does it mean to “go ’round Robin Hood’s barn“?
A polite way of asking to use the toilet.

What does it mean when a project “gets the green light”?
It is very eco-friendly…and probably woke.

What does it mean to “eighty-six” something?
When you run someone over in a Type 86 tank.

What or where exactly is “file thirteen”?
Agents Scully and Mulder know, but they ain’t telling…

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