Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!
The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.
1. What is a black hole?
The place where odd socks go to die.
2. Why are we said to be green with envy?
Because heightened emotion restricts oxygen uptake and your skin turns a funny colour.
3. Where will you find the yellow brick road?
On a saffron farm.
4. What is a red herring?
An embarrassed fish.
5. What is carte blanche?
The 0% balance transfer schemes people use to avoid paying off their credit card debts.
6. What are parma violets?
Flowers with bad karma.
7. Who was Scarlett O’Hara?
Mother to Maureen O’Hara and grandmother to Catherine O’Hara.
8. Why are smurfs blue?
Because they are poisonous little cretins riddled with cyanide.
9. What is a black and tan?
The England Football team’s new strip – designed not to show the dirt when they keep taking dives.
10. What is a strawberry blond?
An insipid raspberry.