Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!
The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.
Where will you find ‘One for his knob’ and ‘Two for his heels’?
In a brothel.
Where will you find winks, squidgers and a target?
In a tattoo parlour.
What is a numerator?
An anagram of Rear Mount – this can also be found in a brothel, but you will have to pay extra.
There are 206 in the human body. What are they?
What can be waxing or waning?
My waistline over the course of a year.
What is The Mystery Machine?
No one knows.
What was the Millenium Falcon?
A 1941 film starring Humphrey Bogart in which he plays a private eye who has to rescue a bird from the clutches of a tyrannical Galactic Empire.
What will you find inside a ping pong ball?
The meaning of life.
What is a fortress?
An elaborate hair-do worn by the ladies in the court of King Charles II.
How many spots do newborn dalmation puppies have?
None, which is why you need a tattoo artist with a squidger to paint them on.