Fibbing Friday Jan 1st 2021

Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!

The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness, and surrealism are.

Where will you find ‘One for his knob’ and ‘Two for his heels’?
In a brothel.

Where will you find winks, squidgers and a target?
In a tattoo parlour.

What is a numerator?
An anagram of Rear Mount – this can also be found in a brothel, but you will have to pay extra.

There are 206 in the human body. What are they?
Brain cells.

What can be waxing or waning?
My waistline over the course of a year.

What is The Mystery Machine?
No one knows.

What was the Millenium Falcon?
A 1941 film starring Humphrey Bogart in which he plays a private eye who has to rescue a bird from the clutches of a tyrannical Galactic Empire.

What will you find inside a ping pong ball?
The meaning of life.

What is a fortress?
An elaborate hair-do worn by the ladies in the  court of King Charles II.

How many spots do newborn dalmation puppies have?
None, which is why you need a tattoo artist with a squidger to paint them on.

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