Frank (PCGuy) and Di (Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday. To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions below and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to Fibbing Friday so that others can enjoy the answers and join in too!
The rules are simple – truth is not an option, but lies, silliness and surrealism are.
What is Kapok?
A rude word in the Vulcan language.
Where will you find a kernel?
Chilling in the mess with the other officers.
If you didn’t know a door as a door, what would you call it?
Deirdre for a girl and Damien for a boy.
What’s the difference between a yolk and a yoke?
Both are homonyms, but only one is a Houyhnhnm.
What does E R N I E do?
He drives the fastest milk cart in the west.
What is meant by sunny side up?
When the moon hides behind the sun during a solar eclipse.
What could you wear on your head that would make people think you were awesome?
A tea cosy.
What is meant by cattywampus?
It is a hamlet in Dorset, two miles north of Piddletrenthide.
What is an erf?
The third rock from the sun according to anyone born in the Southeast of England.
What is a mouse potato?
The answer to the question: what do you get when you cross a tuber with a small rodent?